James Stewart later spoke of a scene in a car with Harlow in Wife vs. Secretary:

“Clarence Brown, the director, wasn’t too pleased by the way I did the smooching. He made us repeat the scene about half a dozen times…I botched it up on purpose. That Jean Harlow sure was a good kisser. I realized that until then I had never been really kissed.”

James Stewart later spoke of a scene in a car with Harlow in Wife vs. Secretary:

“Clarence Brown, the director, wasn’t too pleased by the way I did the smooching. He made us repeat the scene about half a dozen times…I botched it up on purpose. That Jean Harlow sure was a good kisser. I realized that until then I had never been really kissed.”

You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
Hillary Clinton (via ricebowls)
The idea of photography as evidence is pure bullshit. A photo is no more proof of any reality than what you may hear being said by someone in a bus.
Marc Riboud
Winehouse. Winehouse? Winehouse! That twerp, all eyeliner and lager dithering up Chalk Farm Road under a back-combed barnet, the lips that I’d only seen clenching a fishwife fag and dribbling curses now a portal for this holy sound.
Russell Brand describes the first time he heard Amy Winehouse sing. Twerp is a wonderful word.

Coco Chanel once said that what makes a woman look old is trying desperately to look young. Why should one be ashamed to be 84? Why do you have to say that you’re 52? Nobody’s going to believe you anyway, so why be such a fool?

It’s nice that you got to be so old. It’s a blessing.

Iris Apfel
I cannot think you can make rules about these things. One can only have an idea of what seems good and beautiful, and then use any means to achieve it.

from Flower Decoration
by Constance Spry (Dent, 1934) 


Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.
John Wayne

Since our technology is really just an extension of ourselves, we don’t have to have contempt for its manipulability in the way we might with actual people. It’s all one big endless loop. We like the mirror and the mirror likes us.

To friend a person is merely to include the person in our private hall of flattering mirrors.

Jonathan Franzen
I am going to make everything around me beautiful. That will be my life.
Elsie de Wolfe
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

George Bernard Shaw

This one’s for you, Laurel Broten, for forcing a contract onto teachers after you refused to negotiate one (because saying “take it or leave it” is not a negotiation). 

You say you’re looking out for students’ best interests, but you’re really just punishing the teacher’s union for daring to challenge your authority. Your petulance sets dangerous precedents.

You are undermining the next generation’s expectation of a living wage. You are decreasing our chances of affording real health care for ourselves and our families (because “free” government healthcare covers surprisingly little). As the population ages and long-term care facilities become increasingly crowded, you are jeopardizing pensions that might ease an uncertain old age. (Don’t worry, I’m sure you’re own pension is safe.)

Rather than try to discuss, to compromise, our governments hide behind “back to work” legislation. Save us from inconvenience! But how can employees attempt to affect change if they have no right to act in their own best interests? Without the power of collective bargaining, the individual employee is easily discarded. Without the risk of job action, of inconvenience, nothing motivates an employer or (in the case of publicly-run services) a government to come to the table.

In the shadow of your “students first” rhetoric, graduating students will enter a working world where they must forfeit their voices for a job and accept employer’s terms, reasonable or no.

You (and those like you) encourage employers to disregard the people upon whose shoulders they stand—upon which you stand. If this is your duty, it is shameful.

Style is a state of mind. It is how you live, how you wear your clothes, what you read and what you love. It has nothing to do with money.
Carolina Herrera
Do not bubble. Do not spin your wheels. Use words I know.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s directive to students in a Form of Fiction term-paper assignment

Pay heed, people.

It is not so easy for actresses over 50, and the irony is that when a woman gets old enough to have something interesting to say, people don’t want to hear her speak.
Maria Schneider
When God desires to destroy a thing, he entrusts its destruction to the thing itself.
Victor Hugo (1802-1885)
I’m telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called ‘Babies I Don’t Care About.’
from The Office, Season 7